Note: Robert Eagle lives in England where Santa is
treated to miniature Mince Meat Pies and a small glass of Sherry.
A nice change from all the cookies and milk he receives in America.
Santa’s under rated and much misunderstood.
Some think he’s simply rounded, just jolly, old and good,
But I’ve been calculating and I think its pretty clear
That Santa is a scientist and quite the cleverest here.
in half a billion households he must descend a
chimney pot
And I deduce he’s got just 6 hours to do the lot.
Now if my calculation’s true then this is what I’ve reckoned
He has to manage 23 thousand every single second.
Imagine all those households each time the clock goes
tick
No wonder we never see him he’s moving much too quick.
And furthermore his reindeers must have lots of power
For it is clear he’s traveling at 5,000 miles an hour.
He’s leaving from the North Pole around the world
he’ll go
To cover that in just one night he can’t go very slow.
He eats millions of mince pies, each with a glass of sherry
No wonder when he’s finished he’s feeling rather "merry".
Imagine all the presents he must load upon his sleigh
Enough for every household, gosh, what does that lot weigh?
And yet each year he does it, he never lets us down
Forget the fat and jolly man, he’s the smartest guy in town.
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